JIMENEZ PONT OF TYPE

A. C JIMENEZ

FONT OF TYPE Filed Dec. 19, 1941

* Boy: "Say, pop, how do you Mv 'people' in UUn'T Father: "I don't know, ton." Boy: "Popull." Father :"I low dire you tell your father he's ly

M»ny years ago, tlit reluctance of itiniiii to sail on a Friday reached such proportion* ttlH t British government decided to prove the f ullaey of the superst!lion. Th«y laid the keel of a new veeel on Friday, launched her on Friday, named her H, M.S. Friday, and aent her to sea on Friday. The scheme had only one draw-* back—neither ihlp nor crew was ever heard of agaln.-OurNwtf. + Dlplomacyi The art of letting some one else have your way.

it You cannot prevent the birds of tor row from flying over your head, but

them from building nests In

ftufVaw't'too' l»W, the party wasn't too gay— with the result that the Met star yawned openly in her escort's face. ''I hope I'm not keeping you up, darling," laid he. With a bored tmlle.ihe replied, "Yes, but not awake."—Linton Willi, K. Dlfeat, *Mu«kiAmerchant In Dallas, Texas, asked the police to help him decipher the signature on a worthless check. The police did It. It was, "V. B. Stuck."

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affluence of inktihol, I'm not so think as you drunk I am."

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it Clean out the well three times and the water will be sweet, it Wo love our own prose compositions—but other men's wivcil * The fortune-teller dies In the prime of We; thegcoman- cer has no burying place, it A blind cock sometimes chances on a grain.

it Good swimmers are sometimes drowned; good riders are sometime* ^thrown, it A good

two saddles, nor a loyal minlstersrrvc

for.'liV" virfucTa" concubine, for her beauty, it Fields are bent when ploughed by yourself; sons are best when they are your own, * When the horse la on the brink of the precipice, il'ls toq lute to pull the reins. ■* When the melon Is ripe It will drop of ilself. * A single actor cKnliot perform a plan, * Yuu can't beat oil out of dry chaff,

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Inventor. I invented a spot remover that removes spots left by spot removers. I've got a ccllophune newspapers a wile can nee her husband at breakfast. I also invented a cereal box without any cereal, (or people who hale cereal but like to save bo stop«. One of best Inventions is hollow soapwhen yor ■ -"

lifts* nie" left! —Bob Burnt, it + Woman (telephoning) ; I'm asking for mere electricity over here, do you understand? Answering voice! Certainly,

ne,— power to you.