Conspiracy Moms: The Secret of the “Eyes Wide Shut” Holiday Party

Mistakes I made between 7:30 and 7:55 this morning.

I knew I shouldn’t tell Hannibal Lecter about my personal life.

Icebreakers for elevator rides.

Text messages to which I will never receive a response.

Fight the power! Brought to you by the power.

Some feedback on my kidnapper’s ransom note.