According to The Local, Geneva will open Café Fellatio, a coffee shop where one can, using an iPad, choose a sex worker to give him a blow job, by the end of this year. Actually, you pay for the blow job first and then you can decide if you'd like to order coffee in addition.
There are varying reports as to how much the BJ/latte combo costs: The Local reports you pay the equivalent of $61 for the first part and a little more than $5 for the second, but the International Business Times has the grand total for the pair at about $51. Regardless, "in five or ten minutes, it's all over," spokesman for the escort service Facegirl (which will represent the sex workers employed by the café) Bradley Charvet told Swiss newspaper Le Matin.
It's unclear what the setup of the shop will be like, but The Mirror reports customers will just "make themselves comfortable at the café's bar." While many (on the internet) (Google "fellatio coffee") (do it) (you won't) are in favor of the café, a few anti-prostitution organizations have spoken out against it, claiming the shop will basically decriminalize pimping. Prostitution is legal in Switzerland (though pimping is not) when sex workers hold valid permits.
No word yet on how baristas will officially greet their customers, but if it isn't "Bonjour! To stay or to come?" what was even the point of all this anyway?
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